Gnome of the Day: The Keep Your Curtains Closed Edition

Even garden gnomes can turn into creeps who hide in bushes and hope you leave your curtains cracked enough for a view of the 11pm show.  

Just beware. 

Gnomely yours, 

Gnome of the Day: The "Raise the Roof" Edition

Normally I wouldn't condone anyone raising the roof (throwing your hands in the air like you just don't care is fine though), but I'll let it slide for a gnome.

Gnomely yours,

Zombie Gnomes (Because I can't help myself)

I don't know what's with the recent marriage of garden gnomes and zombies...but I like it.  If flesh eating gnomes are your thing (just admit you like it in a sick kind of way) you can throw down some cash and purchase this work of art on Etsy.  

Gnomely yours, 

  

Vacation Gnome hits the Big Apple

Here he is eagerly anticipating his arrival in the city that never sleeps:

And ironically, here he is taking a nap on the floor of the car: 

His first stop was Wall Street where he incessantly yelled "Show me the money!"  We didn't have the heart to tell him that's so 1996. 

After a pretty full day of walking he stopped off for a break on the post office steps in front of Madison Square Garden.  

  

Of course, no trip to New York would be complete without a visit to Times Square: 

Darth Gumby even got in on the action: 

I think they had a pretty good time. 

Gnomely yours, 

Vacation Gnome Says...

Go back to sleep!

We wish we could Vacation Gnome....we really wish we could.  

Gnomely (and sleepily) yours, 

Introducing...Vacation Gnome!

We're on vacation, but we couldn't resist taking at least one gnome along with us for the ride.  So, we'd like to introduce...Vacation Gnome!  

He's a little small, but a lot sassy.  And don't be alarmed, that is a Gumby Darth Vader you see there with him.  Just act like it's normal. 

They both find our hotel accommodations acceptable.  

We'll all be sure to check in again during our vacation.  We can't wait to show you what kind of shenanigans Vacation Gnome is going to get into in NYC. 

Gnomely yours, 

Gnome of the Day: The "How you doin?" Edition

If garden gnomes aren't supposed to be sexy, no one told this guy.  All I'm saying is, he's probably lured his fair share of unsuspecting lawn ornaments into his tool shed.

Gnomely yours,